The dialers are getting some major "dial"emmas off their chest this week. We cover everything from awkward family situations to open relationships and debating if you should having kids.  10% off cookware at hexclad.com/BERN $5 off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN

Berner Phone #30: Your "Dial"emmas

We don't cook and we don't clean, but we finally feel seen by the little dialers. From taxes to no more summer vacation, being an adult is hard and we haven't quite figured it out. At least we're in this together.  Rocketmoney.com/BERNERPHONE 15% off at vessi.com/BERN 50% off at factormeals.com/bern50

Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting

If you've been stressed out lately, this is the episode for you. The dialers are spilling the most unique and creative ways they destress. We already feel more relaxed after listening to them! ZocDoc.com/BERNER Free delivery at Squeezed.com with code BERN 20% off at HoneyLove.com/BERN 40% off at HungryRoot.com/berner mintmobile.com/berner  

Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress

We asked the little dialers the craziest ways they have met a romantic partner and they did not disappoint. Apparently love is real and can happen when you least expect it.  Free juice cleanse delivery at Squeezed.com with code BERN

Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes

The little dialers have some hot takes this week. They're coming for dogs, Hannah's love for Italian food, and Taylor Swift.  Free delivery with code BERN at Squeezed.com RocketMoney.com/BERNERPHONE

Berner Phone #26: Things We Hate

The little dialers have had so many first date and hookup mishaps that we had to make another episode! From awkward sutations to mildly gross confessions, the dialers have done it all.  Free delovery at Squeezed.com with code BERN $15 off skincare at apostrophe.com/BERN 50% off at factormeals.com/bern50

Berner Phone #25: Worst Hookups Part 2

This week's prompt was a hit and the dialers have had some wild mishaps in the bedroom. $15 off skincare at apostrophe.com/PHONE Free delivery at Squeezed.com with code BERN 20% off and free shipping with code BERNER at Manscaped.com 40% off first delivery at Hungryroot.com/berner

Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups

This week we are getting updates from some of our favorite dialers. Hannah and Des share some personal updates, we get the full happy ending story, and so much more.  Des has a YouTube special coming January 16th! Subscribe  HERE! Squeezed.com free delivery with code BERN 20% off at honeylove.com/BERN  

Berner Phone #23: Exciting Updates

This week the dialers are all about sex, money, and power.  Same day local delivery or Free Fast delivery nationwide at Squeezed.com with code BERN. Hungryroot.com/berner to get 40% off your first delivery.

Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves

The dialers are hoping for some big changes in 2024 - new personalities, breaking bad habits, and changing the way they date.  HelloFresh.com/bernfree for free breakfast! Squeezed.com free shipping with code BERN

Berner Phone #21: Unique New Year's Resolutions

The little dialers have some wild bucket list items that involve sex, fights, and therapy. 

Berner Phone #20: What's on your bucket list?

This week we are discovering new life hacks. They range from masturbating, public bathrooms, matching your socks, to being cringe and feeling free.  Berner Phone under Podcast when you sign up for Earnin on Google Play or App Store.

Berner Phone #19: The Best Life Hacks

Secrets are being revealed…there are age gap relationships, people cheating, and happy endings being given. Plus, Hannah made a mistake on Cameo.   honeylove.com/BERN EmbracePetInsurance.com/BERN marinelayer.com/BERN15

Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed

The dialers are getting things off their chest this week. They have some serious grievances about airports, pestering shy people, and getting sober.  20% off w/ code BERNER at manscaped.com 10% off w/ code BERN at oseamalibu.com 15% off at uncommongoods.com/bern Code BERN at lume.com  

Berner Phone #17: Airing Your Grievances

The little dialers are scared of everything from mayo to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air to the DMV. You’ll have to find out if we validate your fears or laugh at them. 

Berner Phone #16: Biggest Irrational Fears

This week men are revealing the things they want women to know. They aren’t always thinking about sex and don’t want to hear about your exes, but at the same time they are self proclaimed “horny garbage”. 

Berner Phone #15: What Men Want Women to Know

This week we’re working through some intergenerational conflict. Gen Z  can’t stand how older people text, rake leaves, and use social media. Millennials and Gen X are bothered by ever-changing lingo and TikTok. And everyone is mad that people yell on the phone in public places.

Berner Phone #14: Annoying Generational Differences

For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we’re discussing how we can learn to say no, long distance relationships, and confusing situationships.

Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice

The phonies are fed up with office small talk, mommy influencers, and wedding traditions. Plus, Hannah's mom makes an appearance on the pod.  embracepetinsurance.com/bern

Berner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and Traditions

We are all eating cold food, holding doors, and asking permission to get married in the name of etiquette and tradition. The little dialers have had enough and so have we.  hellofresh.com/50bern  Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BERN at lumepodcast.com! #lumepod

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