*Opening Scene* 
Scientist: We can't do that. 
Questionable/Secret Government Entity: HA! 

*Two weeks later*
(After an observation of the whole planet on fire) 
Joe Blue Collar: Well... Guess we gotta find a new planet... 
*Rolls Up Sleeves*

Yup. We'll get into that... 

BUT FIRST!!! 

Alex and JoJo bring on a beer by recommendation from Rindi!

Delirium Tremens 
https://www.delirium.be/en/beers

Then we talk NASA finding 7 potentially habitable exoplanets a mere 39 light years away:
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-telescope-reveals-largest-batch-of-earth-size-habitable-zone-planets-around 

Which we're going to need because Monkeys and Chimpanzees have entered the Stone Age:
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150818-chimps-living-in-the-stone-age

And on these new planets we're going to need phones that last more than two years... 
*Enter Nokia, Stage Left*
*Nokia Cracks Knuckles, Punches Audience in the Nostalgia*
Nokia 3310 Resurrected: 
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39095127

*Climatic Plot Twist*
Plus, Episode 59's G30 Question of The Week:
On a NASA trip to one of the newly discovered exoplanets what would be the most underrated role that no one is talking about?

*End Scene*
*Roll Credits*
*Secret Awesome, but Significantly Vague After Credits Scene*

G30 Happy Hour Will Return in Episode 60! 


-Cheers!

G30 59: Fairly Certain This Was A Movie Plot...

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